- This item has been sold
- Hair Length (Inches): 22
- Hair Thickness: 1 Inch Thick
- Hair Colour: Brown
- Gender: Male
- Hair Ethnicity: Caucasian
- Hair Texture Type: Wavy
- Hair to be Cut by: Hair Salon/Professional
- Country: United States
- Zip/Postal Code: 27545
- Listed: July 23, 2017 18:26
- Expires: 23 hours, 34 mins
Here I have for sale my most prized possession, my lifetime achievement, my masterpiece.
I’m a dude. This is man-hair, so you can bet I’ve never even once even used dyes, treatments, or blow dryers. I’m not sure I could identify a flat iron if you burned me on the nose with it. Judging by some of the other sellers’ posts on here, I guess you would call this virgin hair. People always call my hair “thick” but when I measured, it seems to be about 1″ or a little more around.
My hair has some pretty cool natural highlights that really seem to come alive in the sunlight, so that’s why I put those crazy pics in there of my head moving in various angles, to kind of get the point. And I’m not gonna lie, it was pretty fun.
ASKING $250.00 USD OR BEST OFFER.
My wife tried to help me measure it, but it seems to be a few different lengths, depending on which way I turn my head. I’m not sure how the rest of these people on HairSellon got their measurements, but boy! that was harder than I thought it was gonna be. The measurements came to all between 22.5″ and 26″, so to be safe I just listed my mop as 22″. And that’s another thing! Now that I’ve agreed to go to a salon professional to get this beautiful mess off my dome…are they going to be able to make smooth even cuts and get my customer the longest lengths they’re paying for? I sure hope so. That’s why I listed at only 22″ …you’ll see when the mail man drops off my mane, I say: “under-promise, and over-deliver.”
These locks have been witness to some really cool moments and have had a front row seat to every song I have ever written, sung, heard, or played in the last 9 years. If you believe in positive vibes and energy, then this hair is for you.
If I go a while without washing or go to the beach and stuff, the hair makes these big banana curls that look like Marilyn Monroe or something. Pretty cool.
I’ve also been told my hair smells nice.
The following interactions are based on real events, but the names have been changed to protect those involved…
1) In line at a grocery store, pretty recently…
Me: (just standing there waiting to buy my apples, coconut oil, and some Pantene Pro-V, hair down, freshly brushed)
Guy in line behind me: “excuse me, Miss…Miss….Miss…”
I turn around and he saw my beard and heard my deep voice and his face melted in embarrassment. He thought I was a woman because of my long locks.
2) At Barnes & Noble, circa April 2015…
Standing in line waiting to buy Vegetable Gardening for Dummies, I feel someone behind me touching my hair! So I turn around and there’s a cute little old white haired lady standing behind me, reaching up. She says, “I haven’t seen or touched hair this nice since 1962, when my daughter had hair just like this. Your hair is very special.” It’s very bright in that particular B&N location, so I believe she had a pretty good view of the highlights in action, especially from her low 4’10”-lady angle.
3) Post Office: January 2014
…A few years ago when the hair was significantly shorter and appeared very curly at times.
Post Office Clerk: “Whoa nice curls! Did you get “a permanent?”
Me: I really don’t think so since I really have never been told what “a permanent” is.
This is no joke. Not sure if these stories are relevant to the sale of my hair, but I thought you might like to know some backstory on the hair you’re purchasing. This is hair that grew up on a man, but I believe it will make any man or woman happy.
Enjoy the hair! I know I have.
If you are the right buyer for this hair, then let’s do it. I’d love to handle this via PayPal if possible. I will ship via USPS with insurance and tracking, and other options at your request at no extra charge. Also your package will be adorned with lots of cool stamps, because I love stamps and I like making people smile when you get something that looks awesome in the mail.
I won’t attempt to cut this hair off myself. I’ll go and get a salon to cut it all nice nice for you.
ASKING $250.00 USD OR BEST OFFER.
I’m cutting mainly because I am looking to see if I can grow it back again. A guy told me that he had long hair once, cut it, and it never grew back. I’m determined that I can start over and grow it again. People have gotten on my case about “Why don’t I just donate it to Locks of Love or something?” Well, I heard a few years back that they have so much overhead/advertising costs they only donate a small amount of the proceeds from hair anyway. SO I figure I’ve worked hard to keep this hair nice for the last bunch of years, and if I get a good price for it then maybe I’ll pick a charity of my choice and donate directly to it, or give some of it to somebody local who needs help with medical bills, or…the list goes on and on…I’d rather know where my hair and donation money is going, that’s all I’m saying.
Thanks for reading 🙂
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